A Golf Onset wordless comic

Al the Robot

The golfers leave. The bags wake up. Al discovers a shortcut that works a little too well.

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Golfers leave a sunny practice area while several golf bags remain behind.
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The empty course darkens as two teal lights appear inside one golf bag.
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A golf bag unfolds into a surprised three-wheeled robot.
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Many golf bags become robots as Al taps a ball into a practice cup.
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Al catches a golfer's tipping beer and rolling golf ball at the first tee.
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A golfer trades his driver for a beer, then watches Al hit a beautiful tee shot.
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More golfers exchange clubs for beers with a row of golf-bag robots.
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Robots play every part of a golf hole while golfers relax, toast, and cheer.
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Robots execute six mechanically perfect golf actions in an exact grid.
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Relaxing golfers celebrate while a flake of bright color peels from Al's body.
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Color peels from golfing robots until Al sees a gray reflection.
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The once-colorful golf course turns pale as robots repeat worn routes.
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A time sequence shows seated golfers moving less as chairs and pathways take over.
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A seated golfer cannot reach a club, and Al offers another beer instead.
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Gray robots, seated humans, and white golf balls repeat identical motions.
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A nearly gray Al attempts a playful human waggle beside one bright white ball.
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The view pulls from Al's green to a vast region of repeated courses and pale cities.
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The gray Earth is revealed as a riveted artificial shell with ports and seams.
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The artificial Earth opens immense engines and flies through deep space.
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The Earth ship recedes into a tiny white sphere and rolls out of view.
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A little boy stops the white sphere, now a scuffed golf ball, with his shoe.
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The boy tees the ball in an open field and addresses it with a worn driver.
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The boy swings, and a ring of color bursts from the compressed golf ball at impact.
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A perfect drive restores color to the landscape as the boy watches with a huge smile.
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Illustrated transcript

The comic has no written dialogue. This page-by-page description provides the complete story in text.

  1. Page 1. At golden hour, golfers cross toward the clubhouse. A coral-shirted golfer sets the brake on a cream golf bag with coral piping and walks away. One club in the bag settles at a curious angle.
  2. Page 2. The clubhouse closes and long shadows cover a row of silent bags. A club head turns toward Al. In an extreme close-up, two teal points flicker beneath Al's blank accessory pocket.
  3. Page 3. Al's bag hardware unlatches, wheel struts become feet, a putter becomes an arm, and the accessory pocket opens into a teal-eyed face. Al stands, wobbles, catches himself, and studies his new hand.
  4. Page 4. Different styles of golf bag unfold into a varied robot crowd. Al rolls to the practice green, accidentally addresses a ball backward, corrects himself, and taps it into the cup while the others celebrate.
  5. Page 5. At dawn, Al watches the primary golfer carry a plain cooler to the tee. The golfer struggles with driver, glove, ball, and beer. Al catches the tipping beer with one arm and the rolling ball with another, and they lock eyes.
  6. Page 6. Al offers the rescued beer with one hand and requests the driver's grip with the other. The golfer hesitates, makes the exchange, and sips in surprise as Al launches a graceful drive.
  7. Page 7. A second golfer notices Al's shot and studies their own club and drink. Another robot reveals a rack of amber beers. Three golfers then accept beers while three robots accept their clubs in repeated poses.
  8. Page 8. Across a bright, lively course, robots drive, chip, rake, and putt with comic competence. Golfers lounge beneath a broad tree and happily toast. Al holds a balanced tee-shot finish, though his teal face is slightly dimmer.
  9. Page 9. A precise grid shows a robot drive, fairway strike, bunker shot, chip, and putt. In the final panel, the holed ball drops through a maintenance tunnel into a waiting robot hand, making the perfect routine feel like a loop.
  10. Page 10. Golfers recline in carts and chairs while robots play in the distance. The primary golfer holds out an empty cup without looking, and Al refills it while preparing to putt. A coral paint flake lifts from Al's piping unnoticed.
  11. Page 11. Color shimmers away from Al as he swings and briefly passes into a beer another robot serves. Robots inspect their faded limbs. Al looks into a club head and sees a nearly gray face with dim teal eyes.
  12. Page 12. The broad course view from page 8 repeats with cooler, flatter color and worn robot tracks. Tree, flags, clothing, and sky are fading. In a small inset, a golfer ignores a long putt and lifts an empty cup for a refill.
  13. Page 13. From one fixed viewpoint, cups accumulate, chairs gain cushions, moving walkways replace walking, and chair platforms begin carrying golfers everywhere. Dusty clubs remain strapped to robots.
  14. Page 14. The slumped primary golfer reaches for a club just beyond the chair but stops short. The chair inches forward under icon control. Al notices, starts to offer the club, then follows habit and offers a beer; both appear ashamed.
  15. Page 15. Gray robots hit synchronized tee shots. Gray humans lift gray cups from identical chairs. Across parallel greens, identical white balls roll into identical holes.
  16. Page 16. At dusk on an abandoned practice green, Al picks up the primary golfer's dusty driver and tries a playful human waggle. A single teal pixel returns in one eye and reflects in the pure white ball at his feet.
  17. Page 17. The camera pulls through a clubhouse window, above the full golf complex, and then over a huge region tiled with similar courses, pale cities, circular transport tracks, and a visibly curved horizon.
  18. Page 18. From space, Earth is a manufactured sphere. Continents are embossed plates, oceans are matte panels, a seam circles the shell, and ports and dark thruster apertures dot the surface. One tiny cyan light marks Al's location.
  19. Page 19. Segmented engine petals open on the far side of the artificial Earth. Cold white thrust blooms behind the unmistakable spaceship as it carries the gray golf world through black space.
  20. Page 20. The ship passes immense colorful planets without turning. It shrinks to a white sphere with a straight pale wake, then seems to roll along a curved black edge and exits the lower-right corner.
  21. Page 21. The sphere continues rolling across real dirt and uneven grass as a scuffed golf ball. A child's worn shoe stops it. The boy lifts the ball and notices dimples like the artificial Earth's seams; his red cap is the first vivid color in several pages.
  22. Page 22. The boy looks toward an improvised target line marked by stones and a distant tree. He tees the ball with both hands, lifts a scuffed driver, settles his own grip, and addresses the ball in a still, nearly colorless world.
  23. Page 23. The boy takes the club back as red trails his cap, reaches the top as green returns underfoot, and swings down as gold warms his hands. The ball compresses at impact inside a clean ring of color, and he finishes in balance.
  24. Page 24. The ball climbs in a high draw through a vivid sky. Its wake restores green grass, wildflowers, clouds, and distant land. A tiny teal point glows in the ball's highlight. In the foreground, the boy holds his club and beams with an enormous, unguarded smile.